STOP LIVING ON AUTOPILOT.
START LIVING ON YOUR SOUL'S TERMS.
Your Spirit didn't sign up to continuously spin out in self-doubt, monitor everyone else's feelings, or keep your magic hidden from the world.
It’s time to crack your Cosmic Code and craft a life you’re proud to call your own.
Ever feel like your life is a low-budget Black Mirror episode… but with worse writing?
You think you’re just “too much” for wanting more than the life you’ve been handed... But really, you’ve just never been given permission to prioritize yourself without guilt — so desire feels dangerous instead of divine.
You think taking care of everyone else’s emotions makes you strong, selfless, and loving... But it’s keeping you stuck in hypervigilance & survival mode — disconnected from your needs and constantly attempting to protect yourself by attending everyone else.
You think you're just ungrateful or broken because manifestation feels vague, and affirmations don’t seem to work on you... when really, you’ve just never had a grounded, soul-rooted system that shows you how to actually live and own what you know is possible.
You think you're tired because your body is rebelling, breaking down, or failing you... but what you don't know is that it’s sounding its last alarms — urging you to finally release what’s been draining you before it costs you even more.
You think you just need to be more disciplined, more positive, more spiritual... But babe, the Universe doesn’t give a shit how many vision boards you've made — it’s begging you to stop abandoning yourself and start aligning with your true energetic design.
The Real Issue: You’re Performing Someone Else’s Soul Script — Not Starring In Your Own.
You’ve tried vision boards, affirmations, and “just raise your vibration” advice that ignores why you feel heavy in the first place...
The good news? You already have the instruction manual — your Soul's unique cosmic code — ready to guide you back home to your Self.
Some call it a birth chart, but I like to think of it as your personal sovereignty protocol— not just pretty symbols, but the map and answer to becoming unshakable, unyielding, and fully in control of your life story.
Your birth chart will reveal:
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Why you keep repeating the same exhausting patterns (and how to finally break free)
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What work will actually fulfill and fuel your soul
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How to hold your ground in family and relationships without losing yourself
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When to move forward with confidence, and when to rest and receive
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The exact energetic blocks holding your dreams hostage
You don’t need another “sign” from the Universe — you need to become the signal.
Stop waiting. Start showing up as what you seek, and watch the Universe respond to you.
INTRODUCING
MAX IMPACT MANIFEST
My most impactful 1:1 experience.
6 weeks. Your birth chart. Your breakthrough.
This isn’t about cramming more into your spiritual to-do list.
This is about finally understanding why you keep ending up in the same cycles — just wearing new faces, new jobs, new dynamics — and how to finally choose differently.
You weren’t born to settle for crumbs —
You came to run the whole damn bakery.
You're done guessing.
Done hoping the Universe throws you a sign.
You want grounded clarity — and a soul-specific roadmap that shows you how to actually live the truth you already feel inside.
Here's how we'll break the loop:
- Uncover the hidden astrological patterns that keep you orbiting survival mode instead of feeling steady, safe, and thriving.
- Decode your unique energetic wiring for manifesting in real time — not just wishful thinking, but actual soul-powered creation.
- Integrate the shadows and blocks that keep your manifestations stuck halfway or pulling you back.
- Unlock your soul’s bespoke strategy — a clear, grounded roadmap to living your fullest, most sovereign expression.
- Embody the version of you who holds the life you’re meant to live — rooted, radiant, self-led, and unapologetically powerful.
Here’s what becomes possible when you stop running on autopilot
and start living by your stars’ strategy:
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You stop feeling like life is happening to you and start making life happen by taking inspired action.
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When old triggers come up with your partner or friends, you catch yourself and choose calm, curious communication instead of defensive reaction.
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You set boundaries that protect your energy so you don’t feel drained after socializing.
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You ask for the raise, the break, the support, or the opportunity—without guilt, overexplaining, or apologizing.
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Saying “no” feels natural. You don’t need to explain yourself and people respect your honesty.
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You surround yourself with people who truly support your growth and drop those who drain you.
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You trust your gut and make decisions with confidence, rarely second-guessing or "phoning a friend".
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When life gets stressful, you stay calm and grounded with simple daily practices like breathwork or movement.
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You choose activities that recharge you—yoga, walking, stretching—instead of pushing to exhaustion.
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You stop procrastinating because you're actually excited to take action on goals and dreams with confidence.
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You stop worrying about others’ opinions. Your worth comes from within.
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Your work and creative energy flow steadily because you honor your natural rhythm and avoid burnout.
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You live a life that feels unmistakably your own—aligned with your values and desires, not others’ expectations.
THE C.O.S.M.I.C. METHOD
FROM SUPER STUCK TO SOVEREIGN SOUL
WEEK 1
C - Crack Your Code
Finally understand WHY you keep ending up in the same situations. We'll expose the exact planetary patterns keeping you trapped in cycles of overworking, people-pleasing, and settling for less than your soul desires.
This session will give language to patterns you've never been able to name.
WEEK 2
O - OBSERVE YOUR PATTERNS
See how your chart is already playing out in real time. Stop living on autopilot. We'll map how your cosmic wiring shows up in your work frustrations, family triggers, and the relationships that drain you.
Once you see the pattern, you can choose differently.
WEEK 3
S - SYNC YOUR STORYBOARD
Identify exactly where you are in your soul's evolution. Time to graduate from the spiritual curriculum you keep repeating.
We'll pinpoint what lessons you're ready to move beyond and what your soul is actually trying to teach you.
WEEK 4
M - MAP YOUR MANIFEST
Turn your birth chart into a custom blueprint for your highest potential. This isn't generic vision board nonsense—this is YOUR bespoke manifestation strategy based on your cosmic wiring.
Learn exactly how to work WITH your energy instead of against it.
WEEK 5
I - Integrate Your Shadows
Transform your most "difficult" placements into superpowers. Stop seeing your intensity, sensitivity, or need for autonomy as problems to fix.
Reclaim the power you've been projecting onto everyone else and own your gifts.
WEEK 6
C - CO-CREATE CONSCIOUSLY
Step into your soul's seat of sovereignty. Learn exactly when to push, when to receive, when to pivot. Stop playing victim to your own life and start ruling it like the sovereign being you are.
The result?
ChatGPT said:
COMPLETE COSMIC SUPPORT
YOUR MANIFESTATION ACTIVATION TOOLKIT
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO BREAK THE PATTERNS, CLAIM YOUR POWER, & CO-CREATE A REALITY THAT FINALLY HITS.
- Six (6) 90-Minute 1:1 Soul Arc Sessions
- Soul Arc Chart Analysis + COSMIC Method Integration Workbook
- Custom Manifestation Strategy Guide
- EXCLUSIVE BONUSES
- Optional Daily Telegram Support
- Six (6) Week Cosmic Manifestation Calendar
- One (1) 30-Minute SOS Pattern Interrupt Session. For when life gets...lifey.
- 30 day post program integration support
- Special offers on future trainings, workshops, and offerings
This is high touch, deep work. Part astrology, part shadow integration, part somatics for the soul.
HEY, I'M LAUREL!
For 13+ years I've been obsessed with astrology's hidden language. For 3+ years I've been helping spiritually aware women stop spinning in circles and start actually living their alignment.
But here's what matters: I lived this first.
I know what it's like to have a powerful creator inside you that feels buried under the bullshit. The people pleasing. The spiritual bypassing. The "just think positive" catch alls that ignore how heavy it actually feels.
Want to know my mantra?
"Ad astra per aspera" - "To the stars, through difficulty."
That's exactly where this work thrives.
This isn't fluffy horoscopes or surface level spiritual band-aids. It's cosmic strategy with real-world grit - for people ready to take responsibility for their own transformation.
Because the Universe doesn't happen TO you.
It lives THROUGH you.
FROM HOT MESS
TO HIGH VIBE
I thought I came to fix my dating life, but Laurel helped me uncover the career patterns secretly feeding the dysfunction across the board!
Three days later, five recruiters reached out. Literally no one was reaching out before. I landed a $50K raise at a dream company with an amazing culture. Also weirdly, dating didn't feel so rigged and I started attracting people with real potential! Unreal.
Maggie
“I was juggling four jobs, burnt out, and thinking I needed more certifications just to feel legit doing what I was already doing. Laurel cracked my chart. While working together I landed a yoga gig, then the lease on my dream brick & mortar shop.
And the cherry on top? I manifested a trip to London to see Beyoncé. On my birthday! That’s the kind of wild alignment we’re talking about.
Cedrita
I buried my creativity under a ‘safe’ job, telling myself stability was enough. But the artist inside was screaming for more. Laurel helped me own and act on my unique perspective.
Now I’m growing my photography career while keeping my corporate cushion, strategically using PTO to travel and getting paid double doing what I love! I didn’t just manifest a career — I reclaimed my visibility and confidence.
Lexi
This Work Changes Life... & I've Got the Screenshots to Prove It
!! FOUNDING MEMBERS SPECIAL !!
1:1 MAX IMPACT MANIFEST
This isn’t just coaching.
It’s a full recalibration.
An energetic and astrological realignment of your actual life path.
FALL FULL LAUNCH PRICE: $2497
YOUR Founding Members Special:
$1997 USD
And yes, my friends.
Payment plans are available at check out.
Only 4 Founding Member spots available.
This is an ultra exclusive opportunity to work with me 1:1 at this pioneer rate and once these spots are gone, this offer turns to ash, just like those fears you burned at your last full moon ritual. (btw have they vanished yet?)
⏳This offer expires September 1st
...or when all spots are claimed.
Your birth chart is the blueprint. You’re the architect.
Let’s build something real.
Something you can point at and proudly say,
“Yeah, that’s right.
I manifested that.”
